The taste of money was in the air mingled with beer vomit and greed. Two warriors had spent the last hour trash talking each other on tri-vid and were ready to back their words up with lasers,auto cannon shells the size of cars even armored fist if need be.
<Kenny> Gooooooood morning Inner sphere, Your hosts for the solaris championship, Kenny blankenship and as always The guy whose penis i wish i had, Vic Romano. Vic how do you feel about our contestants today?
<Vic> Yasmin Minotoan, our contender in the orion, she's the only horse the FWL has left in this race. Lotta hopes riding on her today. What do you think of her opponent Ken?
<Kenny> Jason Bell piloting his Champion out of the Free Rasalhague Republic has a name almost as bland as his battlemech looks Vic. He likes underwater trains,Long walks on short beaches and hes a bachelor
<Vic> I believe I heard something about him having a career in the Rasalhague military prior to solaris, is that true Ken?
<Vic> First blood to the champion, proving that new toys don't always spell success.
<Kenny> Thats true, Not satisfied with just cutting tomatoes in the kitchen, he took up the sword, literally in some cases i hear, during the recent ronin war.
<Kenny> Showing the skills that helped him win his country freedom he gets the first hit!
<Vic> Well, any enemy of the dragon is a friend of mine. I'm rooting for Jason in this match, and his greeting to Yasmin does not let me down!
<Kenny> I'm wearing purple today to show the pride i have in my homeland vic. Yasmin Is my last hope in humanity, if she dies so do a lot of gamblers who can't pay their debts vic
<Vic> a grim thought Kenny, I don't quite know what to say to that.
<Vic> Yasmin playing it conservative, hanging back in the smoke of the fire she started.
<Kenny> Well if its like any free world vote vic, its divided
<Kenny> While jason takes refuge in the heavy trees. careful he doesn't get bogged down in the swamp!
<Vic> Yasmin letting loose, and not landing a single shot. At least she can afford the heat, even if your buddies can't afford their bets
<Vic> Jason continues to work that Ten Class like a champ!
<Kenny> Absolutely accurate with that AC/10 vic. its almost like he can't miss. Think its the spirit of his Samuviking ancestors guiding his shots?"
<Vic> Samurai King, Ken?
<Kenny> Hes what the combine, or a vet, would call a "mix breed" Vic. Hes both swiss and japanese. Making him speak Swedonese...which believe me gets confusing in the restaurant
<Kenny> Hes like a giant viking wielding a katana of freedom. Careful he doesn't cut himself!
<Vic> I had Teriyaki Stroganoff for lunch yesterday Ken, wasn't bad. Lets hope the mix works for Jason too.
<Vic> Yasmin abandoning the smoke as she tries to land a hit on our man from rasalhague
<Kenny> I think a quarter of the audience just vomited a little vic. Smoke is starting to obscure the field from a fire. hopefully it doesn't hurt our fighters vision
<Vic> Yasmin finally finds her mark, barely. glances that champion with a medium laser, and boils swamp water to steam with the rest
<Kenny> Meanwhile Jason slams into her left arm with his ac/10, three for three vic!
<Vic> Yasmin's finally showing us that she's no pushover here ken, but Jason's AC10 will just not let up!
<Kenny> He took some major damage, his right arm is missing armor and seems to be barely hanging on
<Kenny> Speaking of barely hanging on,I got to watch FWL parliament at work vic. Reminded me of a family reunion without the blood
<Vic> Unbelievable, both pilots send each other the clear message that they are playing for keeps as their AC tens connect in a simultaneous dual headshot
<Kenny> Yasmin doesn't want the Free world league to not be represented in the semifinals. but Jason Bell is showing just how well he can use his Autocannon.
<Vic> Yasmin standing her ground, that lack of motion deadly dangerous with Jason that close
<Kenny> I hope her lrms are hot loaded! speaking of hot loaded, this commercial interruption brought to us by uncle chandys Jalapeno Sausages,Burn your gut not your tongue! Uncle chandys get some!
<Vic> I don't think they are ken, we've seen a number of them bounce harmless... DOUBLE KNOCKOUT! *bolts upright* I can't believe what I'm seeing here, both mechs are down!
<Kenny> I can't believe it! they both shot each others heads off at the same time!
<Vic> This is a match the fans in the stands won't soon forget, Ken.
<Kenny> oh my god...They aren't done! Ladies and gentlemen both mechwarriors are shrugging off their parachutes and meeting in the middle of the arena to fight it out with their fists!!!
<Vic> The thick mud clinging to their legs as they slog towards one another... will the judges even care about the outcome of the fistfight, ken?
<Kenny> We're getting a look at the judges now...The judge on the field is making a ruling
<Judge Mills Lanes> I'LL ALLOW IT!
<Vic> Yasmin's got a surprisingly nasty left for a girl Ken. I wouldn't want to be down there in the mud with her
<Kenny> Yasmin seems to be getting the better of the exchange as the two warriors square off!
<Kenny> I dunno..i'd take a punch in the groin to wrestle in the mud with her, hell id pay extra!
<Vic> Maybe Jason agrees with you Ken, he seems to be taking it on the jaw out there
<Vic> But he's not out of this fight yet!
<Kenny> Hes out of his daze now vic as he lands a solid across her temple!
<Vic> That only seems to have worked to her advantage, that knee to the groin is a cheap shot. Not many mechwarriors who wear a cup in their mech, ken. Owch.
<Kenny> oooo, But Jason is knocked out as he's thrown off balance by the mud. Good try.
<Vic> I don't think Jason's coming back from this, Ken.
<Kenny> Your right, after this he may have to find a hole to go hide in vic
<Kenny> Well that was certainly an exciting finish to a already fantastic fight. Our next match is the last of the semi finals and we finally move onto the finals! stay tuned!
<Vic> I can't wait Ken. Tune in next time everyone!
The hosts smiled for pictures with beautiful women before being ushered into an armored limousine to be whisked to the next arena.
<Vic> Welcome to Silesia folks. Tonight we've got the lyran Jack Tosh fighting on home turf in his banshee "Facepuncher"
<Foxx_Ital> <Kenny> Meanwhile we have Mitsuki Ludvegsen in his ancient Mackie "C-Bill Pitt" fighting out of the Free rasalhague republic. Mitsuki learned to pilot battlemechs supposedly in the arcades Vic
<Vic> Clearly he's no n00b if he's made it this far Ken. But it'll take more than a couple tokens to continue if he gets too close to Facepuncher tonight.
<Kenny> I've just been informed that Jack Tosh recently got a job as a host on a local tri-vid show here on solaris, lets hope hes a better pilot than comedian. Speaking of which this commercial interruption brought to us by Star corps! Building better worlds,then taking them.
<Kenny> Mitsuki waffles it with those long range particle cannon shots vic. You think his strategy is to soften him up with those dual particle cannons then finish him off with his ac/20?
<Vic> I guess we'll find out Kenny. a timid start from Ludvegsen... I wonder if he's as good with an autocannon as our last FRR Pilot..
<Kenny> It must be something they put in the water. obviously something the combine DID NOT do before it pulled out. Speaking of which kenny. you know what the combine and I have in common?
<Vic> What's that ken?
<Kenny> We don't know when to pull out!
*Laugh Track*
<Vic> *Shakes his head* That explains so much, Ken.
<Kenny> Jack steadily moving in, its times like this i'm glad we're protected vic.
<Vic> Jack's not messing around either. solid shot with that Particle Cannon, but he only winged him with the Autocannon.
<Kenny> I don't wanna be a negative amaris but Mitsuki needs to land some solid hits if he wants to stay in the game his left arm looks like its missing half its armor
<Vic> Just look at the armor fly! Mitsuki landing some choice shots to that Banshee. You can almost feel it up here
<Kenny> Seems he listened to me! landing some glancing blow but still answering back enough to rock his opponents mech back!
<Kenny> They must be getting warm with all the fire going back and forth. Both pilots juggling not only the heat of their battlemechs but of the battle!
<Vic> Which reminds me, today's match is brought to us by Tharkad Breeze air conditioners. When the heat is on, you can count on Tharkad Breeze
<Kenny> Looks like Hes trying to get behind the mackie!
<Kenny> Between us, i wouldn't trust half of the people that sponsor us...oh shit the mic is live
<Vic> And the Facepuncher is only a sliver of armor on each limb from being LITERALLY dis-armed, ken! This may negatively impact its ability to do what it boasts and PUNCH FACE!
<Kenny> Working his autocannon into over drive Mitsuki nearly tore that banshees arms PLURAL with that auto cannon burst!
<Kenny> This is becoming more brutal than waking up next to my wife Vic *shows a picture*
<Vic> Folks, you can't see it at home, but we are seeing some absolutely merciless things here. *blanch*
<Vic> There's the telltale flash that says to me that Ludvegsen's AC-20 just ate Tosh's PPC for lunch!
<Kenny> Mitsuki just TEARS into that banshee meanwhile having his mackie turned into a convertible. do you think he can see us wave from here?
<Vic> if I were him, I wouldn't take my eyes off Jack down there.
<Kenny> Jacks battlemech is more torn up than my daughter was after prom Vic. I think it all comes down to if he can get another shot at Mitsuki's head, or what little of it is left
<Vic> And the consequences of pushing his autocannon too far catch up with Mitsuki... but Jack hasn't got many guns left at this rate, he's rapidly being disarmed, literally, the right one just came off!
<Kenny> oh ho ho ho you hear that vic! i can hear the click from here. that AC20 just jammed!
<Kenny> Look at that! Ladies and gentlemen Mitsuki not only Ejected the jammed round! he took the shots from his opponent while doing it
<Vic> Facepuncher finally lands a fist, avenging his own lost PPC by stoving in the aperture for Mitsuki's as he grandstands with that autocannon unjamming!
<Kenny> In the process CRUSHING one of Mitsuki's duel PPC's. Neither fighter is giving an inch and the fans are showing their approval with their loud screams. Oh it looks like we have a streaker folks!...Or did. Remember folks that during the matches to NOT run onto the field, no matter how drunk you are
<Vic> Facepuncher running straight towards that AC/20, almost like he doesn't care how much damage he's taking ken! is he insane?
<Kenny> Can't be anymore than my cat Vic, i've seen it save local children from dogs. Wait whats this? Someones hacked the PA system to play Daft punk! Good luck to them when the authorities catch them, until then lets all enjoy this music that seems to fit the fight!
<Vic> Can't punch faces from the floor ken, I think this is over!
<Kenny> The mackies medium laser cuts off the banshees remaining arm while that AC/20 just DEVOURS its torso. we're seeing smoke from the center torso...i think from the way he went down he may have lost his gyro Vic
<Vic> I think that's the end of this one. he's down and unmoving Ken. The FRR cleans up!
<Kenny> This should be an interesting semi finals Vic. I know i look forward to seeing a champion crowned!
<Vic> I can't wait either ken, its going to be quite the series of fights.
<Kenny> Thanks for Joining us once again Robot Jox! This is Kenny Blankenship and Vic romano saying, Only followers follow and only leaders lead, which means Aleksander kerensky left without any leaders!
Promotions for the semi finals were loud blurry and obnoxious. Photos of the mechwarriors were taken at every angle as they stood around the battlemechs that had so far won them fame money and glory. Gamblers everywhere threw enough money to topple governments in their attempt to aquire even more. When the news broke that a Mechwarrior from the MoC had all ready defeated his opponent to the point he couldn't pilot in a duel inside of a bar before their match in the semi finals. bookies went wild.